@bats I hate how much I love this.
@bats They replaced it with ‘The Golden Dough Co.’ and you have to fill out a little form and they don’t have cheese they have “margherita” and christ seriously don’t you understand the whole reason I went there was to get a piece of pizza in exactly 150 seconds not to have a fucking bespoke artisanal pizza experience in a food court god
@Thisisnotabeariswear It’s A Moon Shaped Pool.
@lindsay Just stop eating avocado toast and you'd be able to afford a down payment on a mortgage, millennial.
@TopiaryRabbit That looks a lot more like an egg.
In Left Behind, the Pope (who, of course, did not get raptured) establishes a unified world religion called Enigma Babylon One World Faith and I just wanted to say that I would worship the fuck out of the Enigma Babylon One World Faith.
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