Why can’t I find an Oscar screener of Sonic the Hedgehog?

How many more Animal Crossing games do you think we’re going to get before they run out of euphemisms for starting over? New Leaf… New Horizons…

Ask yourself: right now, at this exact moment, do you have the right amount of blood?

When I feel like seeing a friend and go looking back through my contacts

It’s been over 12 years since I’ve eaten a McDonald’s hamburger. Finally they have veggie burgers.

I think I have finally fixed whatever was making the server shit the bed the last few days, god willing.

Last night as I was leaving a pizzeria a man came through the door and said “Can I have some money for pizza?” I responded “No, sorry man” at which point he said “Man I NEVER get any money!” and walked off.

@Thisisnotabeariswear Did you know you can actually make polls on Mastodon?

Why don’t busses drive in the carpool lane like Jesus there’s 60 fucking people in here.

The most optimistic thing we can do is give up on optimism and stop criticizing ourselves for being pessimists.

@lindsay Someone posted pictures of the dogs the other day and the look on Rodney’s face really got me, so I made this.

WarGames is 50% Iron Giant and 50% Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

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