So I don’t know if other people are noticing this, but there’s a bunch of news about various episodes of TV shows being removed from steaming services because of racially insensitive scenes. The most recent one I saw was the D&D episode of Community, where Chang dresses up in blackface. Except... the whole point of it in that episode is that it’s wrong. It just goes to show you that if you care about preservation, streaming services are the devil.

Zoom calls are the best evidence we have that we’re not going to make it.

Remember kids: there’s no glory on that side of the hole.

What if there are more Bill Nyes than just the Science Guy? What if we just need to summon Bill Nye the Prudent Policing guy by chanting “Bill Bill Bill” around an appropriate arcane sigil?

The song title that best embodies my life right now is “O, How Eager the Dumb” by Jack Follansbee.

I ordered at 11:40 AM and the man arrived at 1 PM. This is amazing. Also he threw in some free gummies.

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Today on “Things Keep Getting Worse for Everyone but Better for Spencer,” I learned that there are dispensaries in KW that will drive the pot to your house on the same day.

Update: exactly the kind of people who you’d expect to go get in that car went and got in that car.

This is the most beautiful and the most horrible car I’ve ever seen

So at long last I’m going legal with my pot buying (end of an era yada yada…).

Turns out there’s a limit on how much you can buy at a time, which is 30g. OK, sure, whatever, it’s the government.

The really wacky thing is by their math I can either buy an ounce of pot or, get this, SIX GRAMS OF ROSIN.

I usually, maybe, get a gram of rosin out of an ounce of pot. How the fuck are these things equivalent!?

I’d like to propose a new word: athe, which is just a portmanteau of “at” and “the.” For the number of times I mistype “at the” as “athe” I think it would save everyone some time.

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